August 14, 2018

Never Goin’ Back is in select theaters on August 10th, 2018.

So, I must admit, I thought Never Goin’ Back was ridiculously stupid. So stupid in fact, that it may have even made me laugh a couple of times. Two high school drop outs, doing drugs and barely making rent each month, decide it would be a great idea to go on a vacation. In order to get the super good hotel deal Angela (Maia Mitchell) uses all of the rent money, a week before it’s due, to book the place for Jessie’s (Camila Morrone) birthday. After doing so, all hell breaks loose.

Between a drug dealing brother, getting robbed, and soon being fired from their job, Jess and Angie aren’t sure what to do anymore. Their bright idea to come up with some rent money? Well, doesn’t turn out so bright in the end. Overall, I thought this movie was very dull and the characters played very dumb roles. Like some of the characters roles got to the point of becoming pretty annoying while watching the movie. The ending, was not exciting at all and I felt as though there was really no plot or epilogue to the movie. Honestly, one of the biggest plots in this film was whether Jessie would ever get to poop again or not. Sort of like a Pineapple Express, except not as funny.

Rating: 2 out of 5

KelsiKelsi (Contributor) raised in Toledo and has been an avid moviegoer since she was little. In her down time you can always find her outdoors enjoying nature or catching up on the latest Netflix series! She’s a huge fan of thrillers, horrors, and comedies.
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